A BuzzFeed News investigation reveals that the sit vs. During one of the dreadful late-night conversations that freshmen in college have, my roommate casually mentioned something about the annoyance of taking off her shirt before pooping. Isn't that gross? To her, getting fully nude to poop was the normal way, and it had never occurred to her that people actually pooped with their shirts on. Our bathroom habits, especially about going No. So we have no idea if these little habits we've been doing since preschool are "normal" or not. Over , readers voted on their habits for 24 questions ranging from crumple or fold to texting while pooping. As is typical of any article on the internet, not everyone finished it: K readers voted on the first question, but only K stuck around to vote on the second to last. Certain questions didn't apply to everyone i.
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While cramps get some great publicity as the face of annoying period symptoms, everyone knows period poops are actually the worst. On top of all the other nonsense happening in your body, you also get the amazing opportunity to shit more than you'd even think humanly possible the other 23 days out of the month. Yeah baby! As Dr. Mira Kaga, an internal medicine doctor in New Jersey previously explained to Cosmopolitan.